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"Froggy Pumpkin Is As FroggyPumpkin Does:"

Featuring: Short fictions, Politics, Theater, Recipes, Drive-by-Photos, Tangential Motifs, Phantom Ribaldry, Architecture, Manners, Stretch Drives, Liars Poker, Violets , Black Marias

 
In This Issue:

Watts Up Doc

This Week's Drive By Photo

After Ballet, Part 1 - Peter Schetter, Organic Farmer

Tamales--A Recipe and a Success Story

Nancy

Reggie the Snake

Trojan Horse Football

 

A couple of decades ago, conceptual and visual artist Renee Nahum made music using palm trees as notes. Her piece eventually was broadcast, repeatedly, over the local airwaves by a then-venerated news lite show, ‘Eye on L.A.’ -- so that

Just as the mind gets stripped clean under perfect circumstances, so, too, this street, the day after Halloween eve. But nothing happens overnight. So early that morning, with tricks and treats trumped by sunlight shooting up and down, the creatures

By: Diego Carrasco

This is the first in a series of interviews of ex-ballet dancers. Peter Schetter is 47 years old and lives in Ellisville, WI., about a thirty minute drive east of Green Bay, not far from where he grew up. He works

Froggypumpkin called the phone number that's visible on the car sign, and we left a message: George Derby was kind enough to return our call and chat with us. His voice was almost jovial but understated, yet he carefully emphasized certain words.

Reggie the Snake

REGGIE THE SNAKE:
1) The Myth, The Reptile, The Man
In which we are immersed in Reggie's confessionary prose where the snake's brain is converted by bombardment of radiation into the mensch he is today. The sa


Trojan Horse Football

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College football, a game this time of mostly yellows and greens; some red in the stands. The referees are bugs in the air.

The USC Trojans, kings of college football, will murder lowly Stanford. An immediately unstoppable march. Time rushes behind the scores. Cheerleaders bend slowly to the echo.


Band music mists the scent of bloodshed: think the Stones at Altamont.

The board shows the rattle of hometown points. The spread is pined over, the mob is gluttonous.

My bunch does its wagging hand signal, as the defense does not let up.

Stanford is agonized, its players not just moribund but like corpses stripped.

The man behind me bets loudly with the other man behind me; prophecies belched by bores.

One last time, famed former running back Sam "Bam" Cunningham shunts himself quickly afield, there to be honored, punctuating half-time celebrations -- soon swept away, asunder -- his legacy a silent ghost. Stanford band members piecemeal recreate the slo-mo freeway chase, "O.J. in Bronco." A jab at the former Trojan great. It matters not that poor Nicole was jabbed and jobbed, what matters is the joke. Evidently. Collegiate zeal. Administrative ad hominem.

This night at the Coliseum bears the imprimatur of a one-sided nation. Enthusiasm's hollow core.

Nothing is close. Stanford does wriggle up to the SC end zone -- stopped just short at the one-yard line, first and goal -- but the Cardinals' quarterback was winged, comes out. His lesser doppelganger trots out, huddles: freezes, wheels, congeals. Hand over hand, moment at hand. Ball pops free. Glory lost. Involvement unforgiven. Life deadened, he will leave. Teams change units, offense to defense and defense to offense, while the cheerleaders and bands tile the night with layers of affect.

Outside, by one of the restrooms, a young man leans, in metallic Trojan garb and feathery helmet, lit cigarette drooling smoke from his lips. The game hastens over.

The followers -- they did not descend on the Coliseum; they ascended, in fevered glory, to witness triumph and rollick in its ease -- now reverse course, head home. These are the many young, who often have already coupled implicit in the night, in their motions and lockings and cries, their shrill sounds and shriller clothing. And their parents and grandparents, the single or doubled elders, those who still come, they are there too. And one supposes, they have never really left.

She worked for Edward R. Murrow...when the news spoke the truth.

Nowadays she lives in South Carolina, and she has long gone by her married name of Nancy Neuman. But when she was a little child growing up as a first generation American in an

College football, a game this time of mostly yellows and greens; some red in the stands. The referees are bugs in the air.

The USC Trojans, kings of college football, will murder lowly Stanford. An immediately unstoppable march. Time rushes be

TAMALES:
A RECIPE AND A SUCCESS STORY

Mama’s Hot Tamales Cafe has quickly gained renown for its assortment of delicious tamales and other fine food. Here’s a recipe they were kind enough to share with us.

Is he a member of the world’s greatest rock band – or an exquisite painter of livestock and other worldly (and otherworldly) matters? Is he Rico Bell – or Eric Bellis? Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Eric Bellis meets us outside his home.* E


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